I got off the elliptical after 3.5 miles of hamster like scurrying to no where, and almost knocked some poor starved Blanquita on her non-existent butt as I was propelled by that inertia ones seems to suffer when getting off of those damned contraptions.
If looks could kill, she would have had me on a spit and eaten me for breakfast.
"Like look where you going....MAN...."
I think half my face scrunched up at the sound of her dare-you tone and replied:
"I am so sorry."
But was really thinking: "Whatever lady, go choke on a raisin."
She then made it a point to give me crossed looks of contempt which made the hairs in the back of my neck prickle every quarter mile or so as if our little clash were one that I sat up and planned all night for. I wonder if she thought that it was some machista cheap shot at touching her bobble-headed figure, or if hunger had ridden her socially inept.
Perhaps, I should have thrown a peanut from my protein bar in her vicinity to help get her on her way to contentment or maybe it was a matter of a much need battery operated "message tool" which probably would have resulted in her hips displacing and a few chipped teeth.
I just left it alone; she on the other hand gave it several more miles of thought.
Anyway, fourteen days, 42 miles, 5'600 calories expended, and several swore mornings later I am starting to get the hang of the routine. The hardest part is the health conscious diet bit. I eat a lot and often but I do miss the endless cornucopias of trans-fatty comfort foods. So far however, I feel like I have a whole lot more energy, sleep better and have gained 3 pounds of muscle.
Whoop! Whoop!
Folks...please feed yourselves...bobble headedness is for dashboards only.
lmao.... Sounds just like home... LOL here on the West no one gets that attitude. Its all "no worries" LOL. People are more uptight on the East. Maybe its the extreme weather. Nonetheless I still miss it.
Good job on the diet routine and the muscle gain. Its not an easy thing. I'm struggling myself in that area.
Jose
Well u did apologize.....and im sure she saw u hauling azz on that glider b4 u bumped into her ......geesh women can be so Catty....then again she prob was a lipstick Lezz hehe its natural for tha lezzie's.. thats the only way i could rationalize tha major Tude she had but i tip my hat to u for keeping your cool ...thats what the MINORITY of people would have done...the Majority would have told her what she could kizz!!!..especially after na apology ..and kudos for the calorie loss and the weight gain..unfortunately i cant do the gym thing now soim doing home workouts....it really sucks workin so hard but the progress is soo much slower and limited..but i do see progress so cant too upset about it!!!i just cant wait to get that perfect stomch like u..still got a lil fat i gotta burn there hehe
oh and i like ur blog really settle and different..this is my first time here i was very impressed ur doing great
Take Care Man,
RJ
Ooh-Oh. Stereotyping is a cubanizm faux pas.
My "Lezzie" readers might let you have it! lol
I hope that you survive your first comment.
Thanks for checking out the site. I'll look forward to your future comments.
Thank you, I needed to laugh today! I have been dealing with tense elderly women wasting all their social security money on HSN products and jewlery lol.
Dude maybe that chick digged you and she got all tense after she saw you lol. Who knows right.Hetero ladies tend to get their feathers all ruffled when they have to interact with an attractive male.Would have loved to be a fly on the wall to see her expression that you so vividly detailed.
happy thursday Yusef.
John
OH!!..Uh-Oh....lol, Lez..oh i mean ladies dont kill me im a big jokester , thats all nuthin but luv 4 yall ....so its okay 2 put the razors away!!!!
Good Save....