I found this bird thing near my school. It was weird. It even let me grab it and handle it easily. It reminded me of a kiwi bird or something. I think maybe it was a discarded exotic pet. Perhaps my knowledge of ornithology and local fauna just sucks. Either way I thought it was different from what I am used to seeing.
Does anyone know what the fuck it is? I called 311 and reported my feathery friend before nearly stuffing him in my backpack, playing hero and either ending up with bird-flu or killing the poor damn thing.
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