Le'go My Woman

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lego my woman.jpg

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He met her at the drive thru. He ordered a burger but got more than the super-sized combo.
She loved her job and was close with the manager and cook, and porter and the cashier twins from Angola.


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First date.
He’s thinking: “why do I keep looking at her boobs?”
She’s thinking: “Boring.”


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Goodbyes.
He’s thinking: “Oh god I hope she goes out with me again.”
She’s thinking: “I wonder what Steve is doing.”


Stranger in the bushes.jpg
A stranger amongst us.


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He’s thinking: “She makes friends quick.”
She’s thinking: “OH GOD. OH GOD. Is that a dead possum?”


car ride.jpg
Second date car drive.


nice car.jpg
Hi there.

hi there.jpg
Hi there again.


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A pleasure to make your acquaintance.


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A month later:
He’s thinking: “I love her.”/ “I hope she says yes.”/ “Why isn't she saying anything?”
She’s thinking: “Why is he getting down?”/ “Did I drop my stash?”/ “Wait, he said how many karats?”


wedding.jpg
Everyone is happy.


especially the priest.jpg
Everyone’s happy, especially the priest.


look hun a dock.jpg
"Look honey a dock."


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The motion of the ocean.


pot roast.jpg


gang bang.jpg
"No the other hole."


OH SHIT.jpg
Reality Check


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He says: " "This wont hurt a bit."
She says: (Oh I'm sorry, she can no loger say anything)


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6 feet under.jpg
Dearly departed...


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11 Comments

Hey- I knew that girl.
Her name was Shenettah!!!!
Nah but this mad funny.
As always Yusef, great work!
One question, are those all your Legos?

LMAOooooo when she said "did I drop my stash?" WHOA!! I lost it, maaadd funny!! GOOD JOB Chiquitix!!

this is hilarious! using lego people...brilliant!!I'm still laughing!! although there is bit of sadness to this tragedy, its likeness to reality!

This is brilliant, artistic and entertaining! Loved it.

i wanna know what happened to the angolan cashier twins.

Thank you guys. I am glas that you all enjoyed it. I put a lot of work into it.

Karamele,
I left the twins off because they sent her to the Hospital for a week.

Miss Jamie,
You watch Springer dont you?

Felix,
Garcias papa I thought that including your most used line in Orlando, Fl would get your attention.

He was pissed off and didn't even shave. The priest really got me. Good camera work. The pictures tell the story.

lmfao!!!

this was great; almost makes me wanna donate to the y.s.a.f. heh.
i agree with peter--great cam work.

i'm always entertained when i come thru your blog dearest eweceph. this is definitely one of the most interesting uses for legos that i've seen in quite some time, and i am almost prompted to go and purchase a lego set of my own, as those from my childhood have long since vanished. contact the company, i def. think ya'll could put a pretty catchy advertising campaign together to trigger adult interest in their product... imagine the video game prospects -- i know you've seen lego starwars, the game... if we had lego sex in the park, shit, people wouldn't be able to keep the damn thing on the shelves.

cuidate papo.

I can see it now.

The new Lego series:

Desperate House Wives..

uppin this again.

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