“When is enough, enough? I asked myself on a way to S.A.M. (shop-oholic anonymous meeting). So what if the bank repossed the cloths on my back and I was given a court order to attend "help" meetings. I dare they say I have "a problem." Everything I purchased was a justifiable expense. Those items were all needed. When is a new pair of shoes considered a "luxary" as opposed to a need? Besides, my old pair was sooo last season. The new pair also happens to go perfect with that other outfit that I bought last month which I have yet to wear. And what about that belt? I mean it was a steal at $250. Not to mention what a great tourniquet it’ll make when I amputate and sell my hand to medical science next week to pay off my credit card bill and get that trendy hook prosthetic I saw in Vogue last month. Maybe, I will have it gilded in gold. Does Gucci do prosthetics? I will also need to commission Phat Farm to make an urban model it will go great with…”
For many Americans this is a true and sad story. Please help by donating to the Y.S.A.F. (Yusef Shop A lot Foundation). All proceeds will benefit Yusef and the chicest upcoming season trend designers.
Y.S.A.F
-Because twenty pairs of shoes are never enough and every appendage matters.
For the record I do have shorts on behind that Prada bag. I have never found myself hitchhiking naked on a Highway nor spending $250 on a belt. (On shoes maybe)
If you did happen to find yourself in that position you'd have no problem getting a ride!
LMAO!! "The Fabulous Life Of..." Like they say, we only live once AND we're only young n' cute for just so long...so enjoy.
Well, this post was after all a result of our converstaion.
You got that cute part right but I like the whole reincarnation thing more then the one chance plan. It means more shopping and all of that other good stuff. Although that whole "gates of Peter" procession with cherubs playing instruments does sound like one hell of a welcoming party.
Ahhh-do what I do or actualy, say what I say when I go shopping-fuck it, I like it (as you proceed to the cashier).
y.s.a.f...
lmao...
ure a fucking nut lol.
suave.