"Survey Says?"

I was forwarded this survey (though it’d be fun)

The Survey:

Name: Yusef
Birthday: April 23
Birthplace: Havana, Cuba
Current Location: Astoria, New York
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5’6”
Right Handed or Left Handed: RH (for some things ambidextrous)
Your Heritage: Cubichi (Cuban)
The shoes you wore today: New Balance
Your weakness: Pride
Your fears: old/dying alone
Your perfect pizza: prosciutto
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Global domination / A loving relationship
Your Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: “Sup?”
Thoughts first waking up: “Hard again.”
Your best physical feature: Eyes
Your bedtime: Whenever fatigue kicks
Your most missed memory: One I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonald’s or Burger King: Wendy’s
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you smoke? Smoke what?
Do you swear? Fuck no.
Do you sing? Badly/ Frequently
Do you shower daily? Yes
Have you been in love? Once
Do you want to go to college? In college (top 3%)
Do you want to get married? If he says yes.
Do you believe in yourself? Yes, despite doubt
Do you get motion sickness? Yes
Do you think you are attractive? Yes
Are you a health freak? No
Do you get along with your parents? Yes
Do you like thunderstorms? Love them
Do you play an instrument? The “organ”
In the past month have you drunk alcohol? 5 drinks (past 30 days)
In the past month have you smoked? Smoke what?
In the past month have you been on drugs? Yes, I stood over an aspirin.
In the past month have you gone on a date? Not sure if it was a date
In the past month have you gone to a mall? Does SoHo Count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? No, Teddy Grahams A different story
In the past month have you eaten sushi? Hai! Mochiron!
In the past month have you been on stage: “All the worlds a stage.” –Shakespeare
In the past month have you been dumped? Does neglected count?
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping? Nachos and dip while naked count?
In the past month have you stolen anything? The Marriage at Cana by Paolo Veronese
Ever been drunk? Oh God yes.
Ever been called a tease? Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes, 3 times
Ever shoplifted? fishing lures, K-mart, age 15, got caught, dad slapped me –again.
How do you want to die: Next to someone I love
What do you want to be when you grow up: Someone who makes a difference
What country would you most like to Visit: Home, Cuba
Number of Drugs I have taken: thorzine, prozac, lithium…
Number of CDs I own: 200-300
Number of piercings: I took of my nipple rings two months ago (2-earlobes)
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my past I regret: Zero, I learn (eventually) from mistakes.

In a Boy/Girl…

Favorite Eye Color: Brown (hazel in sunlight)
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 5’-5” to 5’-11
Weight: 130-180
Best clothing style: Jeans and a T-shirt