iPodably Will Never Happen
I want an “F”ing iPod already! How long has it been on the market now? Am I the only person in the Western World not to have one? Since iPod’s release I have chipped in for two birthday gift card collections, I bought one for someone who promised to pay me back in a week, 7 months ago, and I just got my friend a $100 dollar gift certificate to the Apple Store, on Christmas. I was also once given one from someone who mysteriously had no accessories to it and was really happy to get rid of the iPod with a questionable past which he promised I would rather not hear. It worked for exactly 2 weeks and the accessories cost me close to $100. I think I would have rather heard the story, which I was promised not to want heard. Everywhere I look, people are flashing them around lost in their makeshift ambient, unknowingly giving me a nah-nah-nah-nah-boo-boo of sorts.
Damn it! Damn all of you Ipoders to hell...until I join your ranks but at this pace ipodably will never happen.
Comments
No you're not the only one wanting and/or without an IPOD,i share your pain!!
Hopefully one day we can join the masses!
Posted by: TJ | January 4, 2006 08:40 AM
LMAO.
i shouldnt even say this but...
ight.
nevermind.
i changed my mind.
=0)
love, peace, chuleta grease.
Posted by: Luis | January 4, 2006 09:14 AM
Yu,
Hey I was a bit apprehensive about posting a message; I felt as if I dominated your website with my political dogma. Conceivably, though, I share your anguish. New Year’s for me was as bad as if not worse than yours. I spent the night reading, The Devil in the White City. Now how bad is that? Anyway, I think we should set up a fundraiser for you; everyone can send money to my paypal account and I will personally deliver your new iPod nano. Hey, but you didn’t specify what color you’d prefer…..lol; Or better yet maybe you can help me figure mine out. It’s pretty interesting, but I have to admit, it beats having 500 cd’s scattered around your car. In sum, I do have to admit; at least you brought in the New Year looking sexy as ever.
Best wishes,
Joe
Posted by: Joe | January 4, 2006 11:04 AM
when is your birthday? Maybe u will get one then, and no nano, the IPOD 60 is the best...
Posted by: Martin | January 4, 2006 11:50 AM
TJ:
I feel your pain mon ami.
Luis:
Thank you for biting down on your forked tongue and not saying God-knows-what. Now, what to do about the horns and pointy tail.....
Joe:
I am way to complex for a Nano. I want one of those picture-video ones so that I can take my pictures, music and videos with me. But why am I even talking to you? You are an iPoder. Hence, damn you to hell!
Martin:
I like your frame of thought. April 23rd
Posted by: Yusef | January 4, 2006 12:26 PM
YAY - you’re a Taurus lol
So am I, yeah for all you people down to hook my boi up and contribute to a late xmas gift, email me - He entertains us and broadens our minds about things we probably would not normally think about
Posted by: Banjee | January 4, 2006 12:51 PM
Ok. That settles it I am setting up an Amazon Wishlist account tonight. I will direct all philanthropists and credit-card able parties in the right direction tomorrow.
(Rubs hands in anticipation)
Posted by: Yusef | January 4, 2006 01:49 PM
I truly believe iPods are overrated. Initially you pay about $200 for a 'good' iPod correct? Then, after that, you must pay an additional .99 cents a song to even begin playing anything. A 'good' ipod holds about 250 songs, give or take them remix versions that last over 10 minutes. THEN, by the time you fill it up with $250 worth of songs, the new version is being released thus rendering your old one "wack". No thanks. I don't have one and I reckon I aint missing out on much. You probably aren't either. Dontcha worry! :-)
Posted by: Reina | January 4, 2006 08:53 PM
Reina,
I hear you but it has not thwarted my inclination to sell my soul in order to get one. How much are souls going for nowadays anyway? Anyone? $99 per song! Oh my God you must have gone to Catholic school or something. I just “borrow” songs for verrry long periods of time from varies “file sharing” sites. Piracy is a very bad thing, if your out on Polynesian waters in a small three man crewed Center-Console Fishing Boat, but not when speaking of some poor artist worth 40 million on sponsorship alone. Anyway, I would love an iPod, even if it would be considered a “wack” model after a month, to store all of my “borrowed” music on.
Posted by: Yusef | January 5, 2006 12:06 AM
COñO MY POBRE YUSEF DONT WORRY SON IMA GET YOU THAT F*CKING IPOD TU TE LO MERECES
Posted by: EULY | January 5, 2006 05:27 PM
More iPod news:
http://news.com.com/Queen+honors+iPod+designer/2100-1041_3-6013939.html
Posted by: yusef | January 5, 2006 10:43 PM
Lmao........I got an ipod mini for 150 maybe i could hook you up, let me work my 'magic'and see what happens
Posted by: Ed | January 6, 2006 09:52 AM
Well now you can use the money you spend on cig towards iPod......you should have it in a few months(I'm guess'n around March)
Posted by: Jasin | January 6, 2006 02:54 PM
Im very happy with my non-IPOD-ish MP3 player... dont see why everybody and their mother has to have an IPOD specifically. :)
Posted by: paco | January 7, 2006 09:36 PM