Duvet

Duvet: Frosted glass, a handmade bar,
Giant beds with pristine white linen,
a galss wine celler/bathroom and
always a hot crowd.


Last night, I was invited by to attend Puff Daddy’s Party. I got there and told the doorman that I was on the list and he told me to go to the back of a long ass line. Who the fuck did this Men’s Warehouse drabbed, punk with a prima donna attitude think he was? I wanted to reach in and slap him. It was bad enough that after I got all dressed up, I realized that management forgot to tell me that it was a white and pastel themed party. Meanwhile, all my Easter colors are sitting in my drawers at home. Anyway, after a cigarette-break long wait, the club Manager, who put me on the guest list, came out and walked us to the ropes and past the clipboard, list wielding, feel-fab punk who had just sent me to the back. He was about to say something when Brian said, "no he's with me." I walked past him, smiled and with the shrug of a shoulder said, “Guess not.” A snap shot of his face would have been an ideal keepsake reminder of the start to a very fun night.

The Music was off the hook. It was Hip Hop heaven and the DJ had heads bobbing all night. Ninety percent of all attendees were beautiful. Everyone looked as if they had a magazine picture matt airbrushed finish. I experienced countless WOW moments. There was millions of dollars worth of nice cars. The highest-end European makes of Rolls Royce, Mercedes, Jaguar, BMW and Range Rovers dominated the block. There were cameras and video cameras everywhere and everyone was ready to smile and pose. The photographers weren’t allowed to keep an image unless the subject approved of the picture, so there were countless retakes and endless poses. Lol My friend and I had a great fucking time. Best of all was the fact that I had an open tab and a bartender that was told to give me what ever I wanted. So my friend and I drank to our heart’s content. Sour apple martinis were my choice drink for this night and I had quite a few. I had a whole lot of fun.

I then went to Grays Papaya for a quick fixe anti-munchinizer and after participated in some light bar hoping.